Did I actually take 97 minutes out of my Saturday to watch this movie? Yes. Did I cringe when I selected "Rent" on AppleTV? Yes. Did I consider not even posting this on the site for fear of ridicule and abandonment from my friends? Yes. But, I promised I would post everything that I've watched/am watching, so here it is.
This is most likely my most embarrassing one yet. I don't even know why I watched this. There wasn't one redeeming quality about this movie. I played solitaire and "Flood-It!" on my phone the entire time, so it is possible that I missed some super key plot points, but I doubt it.