I don't even know if I can accurately describe what I just watched. I was SO excited for a spinoff about the Originals with their backstory and their lives, but then Hayley happened and Julie Plec decided to take charge of it and apparently, this is what comes from it. I'm just upset by what I've witnessed and it sucks because I love Joseph Morgan/Klaus and Daniel Gillies/Elijah, but I don't even think they can get me to watch the spinoff, if it even gets picked up after this. I almost lost the will to live-tweet, but I pushed through for all of you. So, here are my reactions to this "backdoor pilot"...
Also, Julie Plec? You fucked up my birthday and that is NOT. COOL. I had to salvage it with Jameson and funfetti cupcakes. That is all.