I'm only about half way through this on ye olde iPad, but so far it is HI-LARIOUS! MIB goes back and forth from before he met his wife and today and it is genius!
On having kids:
"Occasionally, I see an article in the newspaper about parents who abuse their children. Before I had a child, I used to think How could this happen? Now, I find myself wondering why it doesn't happen more often. Why aren't parents throwing their kids into Dumpsters everyday? And why, God, why do people have more than one?"
This book was and is amazing! I would read it over and over again. Seriously, everyone should read it. Go. Now. Do it.
